Live for Inspiration

condom:

trust:

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

I want the $23,000, hold the kisses

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden

glovehand:

"My question is for Andrew’s dad, was he ever a troublemaker in school?"

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*