driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year
These are golden
"My question is for Andrew’s dad, was he ever a troublemaker in school?"
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*